P.M. ... 07/06/2010

People, this evening's edition will be short. I will not over-exercise my right to free speech as usual. I will be brief for 2 very important reasons:
1. I'm knackered...
And 2. Your knackered too.
It takes a while to adjust doesn't it? Which is really rather strange, seeing as we immediately fall into the rhythm of the weekend. But we only start getting used to weekdays on tuesdays... Wednesdays for the more sluggish ones among us.
I have a theory... It may come off as crazy, but I think by now we've all realised that my mental health is questionable at best. Still I have you all for company, which in turn throws question marks on the validity of your sanity. But yet again I digress... Back to my theory.
I call it Womilee's Theory of Modern Economics... And shit... (The name is a work in progress). See I believe that the current time frame for work and rest i.e., 5 days for work and 2 days for rest can be blamed on human greed.
Reason with me for a bit... God gave us seven days in a week right? Where exactly is it written that 5 out of those days are working days? If I know my scripture correctly (and I don't), all it only makes mention of the sabbath, it said nothing about the rest of the days...
I believe that in the beginning, people worked for 2 maybe 3 days a week, fucked around for another 2 days, then pretended they hadn't been fucking around on Sundays, thus keeping ir holy. But then somewhere in the annals of time, some greedy bastard thought to himself, "oi! I made a killing these past 2 days, why don't I work again tomorrow?!".
And that is where it all began. People continued adding more workdays, till it became the norm to work 5 days out of a 7 day week. If you think I'm losing it, consider this... Many years ago, how many jobs required staff to work weekends? Almost none! But nowadays, its become all the rage. I knew a guy who worked 28 days straight! Is that really right? I mean, even God rested on the seventh day!
If we don't stop them, soon we shall all be working 7 days a week! Is that really a world you want to bring your kids up in? Or will we even have kids? I mean, where's the time to boink your wife as it is now, much less when these evil somama's take over.
Gentlefolk, my rant is over. I am tired, but I do have some good news for you... You got through monday, now you only have 4 days left. Or 96 hours. Depending on how you look at it. My advice? Go with 4days, 96 hours can kill you.
My name is Womilee, we made it through our first GIM together. Talk to you tomorrow.