Gentlefolk, I find myself apologising repeatedly for the tardiness and brevity of my articles. I fear this evening will be the worst. I am later than fashionable, and this will be my shortest edition to date.
I pray your indulgence people, bear with me. I will explain it all in the morning. For now let us say that I hope my boss burns in hell, life coaches/ inspirational speakers/ career mentors or whatever the fuck they call themselves can blow me, I am suing MTN very soon and people should know when to shut the fuck up.
Again gentlefolk, I am so very sorry. I guess the fates really are fucking with me. All shall however be explained in the morning.
I am Womilee, and I beg for forgiveness.